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Joke of the Day

"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."

"Q: Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? A: Because it is 'scrum'-ptious."

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch."

"What do you call an old parallelogram? A parrallelo-gran"

"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."

"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."

"""I'll sleep when I'm bread."" -Dough"

"A Jewish Redditor made a foreskin joke. [removed]"