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Joke of the Day

"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("

"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."

"Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom."

"Making French toast is a lot like making regular toast. The only difference is that you use your tongue."

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."

"What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass."

"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"

"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"

"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"

"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."