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Joke of the Day
"Him: Wow you're eating again? Me: Wow you're celibate again?"
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"New headphones model about to hit stores. Its called beats by Chris Brown."
"Q: What holds the moon up? A: Moonbeams."
"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."
"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"
"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
"Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car? [presses key button] [tiny orange light flashes on the moon] god dammit"
"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"
"Top Gun (PG) - 1986 A military jet suffers thru two arrogant pilots' bro-speak until finally fighting back, killing one of them - 110 mins"
"Fact. The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds."