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Joke of the Day

"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"

"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."

"I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . . That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!"

"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."

"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"

"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""

"Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters."

"You are what you eat Asshole"

"Why you shouldn't masturbate Dad: Son, you shouldn't masturbate otherwise you'll go blind. Son: Dad, I'm over here..."

"How to capture an elephant step 1 dig a hole. step 2 fill the hole with ash. step 3 surround it with peas. step 4 when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole!"