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Joke of the Day

"Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters."

"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."

"A cat goes to the vet with a septic infection. Hello Pus, said the vet."

"Q: What is a pig's favorite superhero? A: The Oinkredible Hulk."

"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."

"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."

"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"

"This reminds me of a saying my dad used to tell me as a young boy growing up ""I hate you son"""

"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"