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Joke of the Day

"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."

"My computer keeps giving me an error message saying ""The Printer Can't Be Found."" Uh buddy it's RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, HELLO"

"Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again"

"So I was out shopping for a Mothers Day gift for tommorow I bet that scared the shit out of you"

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions"

"I'm gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid."

"What is the holiest chord? G sus"

"The best thing about dating someone with a barbed wire tattoo is knowing that you won't be known as their ""worst regret"" when you break up."

"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."