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Joke of the Day
"Why do Africans get scared when they get diarrhea? Because they think they are melting...."
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"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."
"I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes... He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?"
"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""
"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."
"Why are Wendy's burgers so good? Because they don't cut corners."
"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"
"What do you call a joke with no ending?"
"Always a housemaid, never a house."
"Tombstone request: Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin. The engraver shortened it to: "" Returned unopened."""