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Joke of the Day

"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""

"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."

"It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out."

"You've been found guilty of murder in the 1st degree. Your sentence is 20 years of being trapped in a FB group message about a baby shower."

"Did you hear about the man who hid in the refrigerator? He thought he would be cool."

"Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED-UP!*** Oh my-oh-my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip"

"What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El"

"I was buying milk in a plastic bottle and the guy behind me was buying milk in a glass bottle and the power of his judgement turned me vegan"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it!"

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."