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Joke of the Day

"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? Tell it to run across canada ;) boom! Too soon?"

"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional? S'fear."

"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."

"I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them."

"You may be a good person deep down inside, but I don't carry around a shovel"

"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."

"How did Jesus feel after the last supper? A bit cross."