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Joke of the Day

"Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap."

"HEALTH TIP: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, Google it before taking it."

"yeah i got a gym membership. its called life. watch me lift this big ass rock. now im gonna do 20 reps of pretending im a beautiful bird"

"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"

"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."

"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"

"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water."

"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."

"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"