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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"
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"What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook? About a day"
"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."
"What do you call it if a white person robs you? Capitalism"
"Do you know what a woman says in the bedroom when she sees a big dick? No, me neither."
"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."
"Why is Ronaldo so good at football? Oil of Ole Ole Ole"
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
"THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes."
"Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook."