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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"
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"When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick."
"I finally got my shit together. It's pretty gross. Wanna see?"
"I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have ""any books on shelves"""
"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name."
"Did you hear about the jewish guy? Did you hear about the jewish guy that walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."
"What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take? Vitamin ""D""."
"My uncle Paul does great bird impressions, He eats worms."
"Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?"