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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"

"Amazon Prime Day"

"My ""Metapod"" has been having some problems When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up."

"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never never lands!"

"Battered Women Not as delicious as it sounds"

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course I can, don't be stupid"

"From Neil Gaiman's ""Sandman"" A woman is crying on the street: ""HELP! I've been reaped!"" ""You mean raped?"" asked a man. ""No! he used a scythe!"""

"Two spices are talking One spice says ""man it stinks like b.o. in here!"" Other spice says ""come on man I'm only cumin"""

"What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral? One less drunk."