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Joke of the Day

"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."

"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."

"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."

"My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!"

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."

"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."

"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"

"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"If humans have politics, then what do bees have? POLLENtics"

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."