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Joke of the Day

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water."

"I just got out of school and landed my first full-time job! I could have sworn I made more money in college... working for my parents... as their son."

"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"

"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."

"The sweater you left is in the closet. just like you."

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."

"My ex girlfriend.."