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Joke of the Day

"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""

"Unable to fall asleep all night from browsing on your iPhone? There's a nap for that."

"Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands."

"Why was Plutarch considered a great comedian? He was the first to practice dead-pan-delivery."

"How can you tell if your son is gay? Ask him to go to a football game. If he can't go, because he's busy sucking his boyfriend's dick, he might be gay."

"I drink black coffee Because I'm not racist."

"My cat just told me to stop talking during the movie. Maybe homemade psychedelics were a bad idea"

"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"

"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."