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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you."

"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"

"Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*"

"Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume."

"Come on, terrorists. Stuff your pockets with colorful beads before exploding. It doesn't have to be ALL negative."

"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."

"Condoms are really counterproductive."

"Men are like frogs, the most important thing is to jump on faster."