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Joke of the Day
"What did David do when he hand all his bones removed Nothing."
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"FRIDAY is my second favorite F word."
"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"
"I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping."
"What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."
"What did the carrot say to the DJ? Lettuce Turnip The Beet"