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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."

"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."

"What did the black man get on his SAT's? BBQ sause."

"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"

"What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is."

"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."

"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"

"I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side."

"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"

"What is a Freudian slip? A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother."