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Joke of the Day
"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"
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"Did you hear about the man with no penis? He went home and gave his wife a right bollocking."
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"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."
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"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""
"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"
"sex and air Q.why is sex a lot like air A.because it's a big deal unless your not getting any"