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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"

"[job interview] ""So where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Getting asked this question somewhere else"

"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."

"Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he's gonna get to wear it."

"I just realized... I've been on reddit ALL FUCKING YEAR!"

"AliuroPhile Jokes I Hope U Enjoy ALSO SUBMIT YOURS TO THIS"

"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."

"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."

"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"