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Joke of the Day

"AliuroPhile Jokes I Hope U Enjoy ALSO SUBMIT YOURS TO THIS"

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"

"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""

"What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel? 1 dead baby in 10 barrels. EDIT: dumpsters, sorry guise."

"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."

"My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine."

"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."

"Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out? Because he had a Taipei personality."

"There's blood everywhere... I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror..."