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Joke of the Day
"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."
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"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"
"So a bar walks into a physicist... Shoot; wrong frame of reference..."
"The UN general assembly."
"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."
"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."
"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."
"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""
"My exercise routine is a running joke."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"