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Joke of the Day
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
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"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."
"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
"Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You'll be fine."
"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."
"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."
"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."
"Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days."