33819

Joke of the Day

"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."

"What does baby computer call his father? Data."

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."

"I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted"

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"

"What is a gay man's favorite vacation site? He loves to go to Bankok."

"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"It was so cold in D.C. today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."