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Joke of the Day

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"

"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"

"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"""Wow, I haven't showered since last year!"" ""Haha good one, but it's not the new year yet"" ""I know..."""

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral? A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in."

"Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality."

"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."

"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."