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Joke of the Day

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"What is the center of a gay apple's life? Decor."

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."

"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"

"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"

"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"

"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Dad, I'm also a lesbian. Father: Isn't there anyone in this family who likes dick? Son: Yeah dad, I do."

"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."

"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."

"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."