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Joke of the Day
"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."
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"How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist The way they pronounce unionised"
"What is AdBlock?"
"She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!"
"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""
"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."
"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."
"Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig are unbelievably close friends. It's almost like they share some kind of Bond."
"""Adorkable,"" I say nervously, looking into the bathroom mirror. ""Adorkable. Adorkable."" A fire erupts behind me. Zooey Deschanel emerges."