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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."
Next Joke
"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."
"Mothers are always one question from ruining your day."
"You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!"
"What's the difference between Lamar Odom and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and reuse it."
"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."
"I used to be a senile UPS worker Shit I messed up the delivery"
"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."
"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"
"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."