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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the water that evaporated? It will be mist."

"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"

"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?"""

"Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation? Jack in the box. (Jackin the box)"

"What is the only difference between this year and last year? A building in Dubai."

"I got depressed last night so I called a self help hotline... I couldn't get through, the line was always busy."

"So my friend asks me... ... How do people get Bill from William? I tell him,""The same way you get dick from Richard."""

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."

"My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it. He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting."

"What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas? He went to the Shell station."