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Joke of the Day
"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"
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"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."
"A heads up.. So when searching for a place to eat at work and a coworker tells you about The Black Angus Campfire Feast and the boss is standing behind you. Check the spelling before hitting enter."
"Pedolibby (MEME) http://i.imgur.com/v9LKIpH.jpg"
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."
"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"
"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :("
"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
"How do you screw up a joke? You punchup the fuckline"
"I PISSED OFF MY NEIGHBOR ONCE AGAIN!!! She said she could see me masturbating through the window.. I told her if she would buy some blinds, I wouldn't be standing outside her window."