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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Donald Trump protestor's favorite word game? Mad Libs."
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"What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit."
"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."
"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"
"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."
"Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: Know why I pulled u over C: Stop that M: Stop that C: Wanna go to jail? M: Wanna go to jail? C: No.. errr"
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count."
"My mate got busted stealing a calendar the other day. He got 12 months."
"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"
"So, a female friend asked me for my honest, unbiased opinion of her... ...on a scale from 1 to 10. I looked her up and down and said, quickly, ""You're an eight."" I think she peed a little."