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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"Based on the rate of sagging pants, it is predicted that by 2017, people will just pull their pants behind them with a rope."

"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."

"If your kid complains about how bored they are during winter break put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super bored!"" and then fly away."

"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."

"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire"

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit a repost"