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Joke of the Day

"My mate got busted stealing a calendar the other day. He got 12 months."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Chicks with big tits always seem to say the right things."

"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."

"How to make an idiot curious? I'll post the answer tomorrow."

"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"

"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."

"What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? A thon"

"You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?"

"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""