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Joke of the Day
"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."
Next Joke
"I'm so lazy, if autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I put my phone down."
"What do you call a deer that likes rain? A rain-deer. I know it's terrible."
"""Hold the door!!!"" ""What door?"""
"There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out."
"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now."
"age 9- *jumps off fences, feels fine* age 19- *jumps off garage on a dare, feels fine* age 39- *takes Aleve cuz I ""slept funny"""
"What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."