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Joke of the Day

"What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit."

"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."

"What is Hitler's favorite drink? concentrated jews"

"My Girlfriend told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"

"I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop."

"The good news is it wasn't a bug. The bad news is I beat the crap out of a black bean on the floor with my shoe."

"A man fixes things If a man says he will fix something, he will! There's no need to remind him every six months..."

"They opened the tomb and were all, ""Where'd he go?"" and the angel said, ""He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes"" and they were like, ""Word."""

"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""

"Ignore her and she'll go away, to buy a gun, but she'll go away."