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Joke of the Day

"I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math"

"Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing."

"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"

"Nesta Carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside Usain Bolt. ""That was dope!"""

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A consistent pounding sensation in your ass."

"Why are 490 Romans are funny ? Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here"

"What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin"