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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"
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"I'm not afraid to admit that I'm not the sharpest elevator in the sea."
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"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."
"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."
"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""
"some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what"
"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"
"What happened to the adhesive suicide bomber? He glue up."
"Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer."