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Joke of the Day
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A consistent pounding sensation in your ass."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."
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"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."
"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."
"When my new neighbor dies, I'm going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial."
"My goal in life is always turn the negative into the positive... which is why I lost my job at the HIV clinic"
"Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them."
"What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle? Unisex."