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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun."

"What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines"

"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil."

"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"

"What is the bravest organ? The *gall*-bladder."

"I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian, I must admit, I'm not very good."

"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."

"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."

"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."