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Joke of the Day

"Why are 490 Romans are funny ? Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't want to peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."

"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."

"The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating."

"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."

"I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog."

"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"

"if we're being honest, angelica from rugrats is probably a stripper with a cocaine addiction now."