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Joke of the Day

"Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing."

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."

"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"

"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good."

"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."

"What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before."

"On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says ""This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it."" Omg."

"A police man pulled me over and said ""papers"". So I said ""Scissors! I win"" and drove off"