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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"

"*tries online dating* Oh...oh no *tries real life dating* Ok this is actually worse somehow"

"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."

"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"

"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"

"*at a restaurant* Don't be awkward, don't be awkward Waitress: how's the food? Me: yes"

"I'm should probably update everyone who wrote ""Have a great summer!"" in my high school yearbook. It was okay."

"I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights."

"I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. ""THANK YOU, SIR"""