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Joke of the Day
"Just had curried pelican for lunch... Not bad, but the bill was enormous."
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"DOG 911: what's the emergency? DOG: a boy threw a ball but I can't find it DOG 911: did u check his hand? DOG: of course I checked hiDAMMIT"
"Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds? Ted Bunyan."
"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""
"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need."
"Anyone else here able to spell ""condescending narcissist"" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so."
"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."
"Who will inherit all of Trump's money? His hair."
"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? ""Gee U Knit!"""