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Joke of the Day

"Anyone else here able to spell ""condescending narcissist"" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so."

"*points at self* the man.. *poimts at foot* the leg-end"

"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"

"what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas? it was the most violent book he had ever read"

"not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven"

"I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359"

"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"

"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"

"I have a great joke Newcastle United"