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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."
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"A sniper looks over a large crowd of people from his hidden perch. Over his earpiece, he is told to fire at will. He carefully spots his target, and shoots. ""Crap, that wasn't Will."""
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table."
"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."
"The priest and the rabbi So, a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says:"" I recently fucked a little boy."" The rabbi responds:"" Out of what?"""
"An Aborigine walks into a bar wearing one sandal. ' Lost a sandal dude??, ' asks the barman. ' Nah,found one, ' replies the Aborigen."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb 2, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."
"What do you call a gay guy's saggy balls? Mud-flaps"
"What comes after 69? Student: mouthwash teacher: get out"