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Joke of the Day
"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? ""Gee U Knit!"""
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"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."
"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."
"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."
"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten"
"Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second, but instead I am going to run over 100 times with the vacuum at different angles."
"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."