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Joke of the Day

"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."

"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."

"I've learned a lot about kids while working at Menard's. Namely don't bring you fucking kid to Menard's."

"Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him."

"I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. The crowd went mild."

"Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard? It runs on ARM."

"I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend's in the future."

"Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!"

"How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Ummm ... forget about the changing the lightbulb, honey, maybe let's start with changing those curtains"""

"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe"