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Joke of the Day
"I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need."
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"I lost out at the S&M; Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated."
"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"
"there is this mom at work who breastfeeds her kid every meeting is a lunch meeting"
"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."
"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."
"I once auditioned for ""Man Laying Fertilizer"" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again but to keep in mind hes straight."
"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."
"What's the difference between a redneck and a gay man? A redneck marries his sister. A gay man marries a brotha."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""