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Joke of the Day

"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."

"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."

"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"

"Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"

"New Band I recently started a new band: We have to play every song in a certain order and we all have to be symmetrical on stage. We're called OC/DC."

"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""

"Starbucks puts the fee in coffee"