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Joke of the Day

"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""

"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"

"Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats."

"Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art? He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks"

"""I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter"" (How I'd die in a horror movie)"

"Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference."

"Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds"

"shops have changed so much. In my day you could go in with a pound and get a bag of crisp and a magazazine now days they have cameras"

"Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too."

"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."